Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
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Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.