Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Why are your pants in the freezer?