YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
why does every cop we meet know your name?