How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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