the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
You're right, stupid question.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.