He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.