never play flip cup with pint glasses
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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