my mouth tastes like poor choices
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes