Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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