Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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