Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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