im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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