my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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