I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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