Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.