If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor