so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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