Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
