Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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