Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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