I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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