Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once

(1-440): View more from Ohio

that is the greatest description ever

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.

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(914): View more from New York

Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME

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(716): View more from New York

he got a rim job in the basement.

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apparently i was the one who gave it to him.

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(330): View more from Ohio

It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.

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(415): View more from California

We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.

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(770): View more from Georgia

We have started to decorate penises.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires

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