I wannas sexs uuuuu
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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