what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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