what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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