You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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