you guys were way drunker than both of me
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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