I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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