you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I touched a dick in church today
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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