Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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