i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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