community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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