So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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