bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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