I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.