The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Tumblr User Tells Story About A ‘Demon Gets Adopted By A Grandma’& It Needs To Be A F**king Movie
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.