Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.