I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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