I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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