You're so nebulous sometimes
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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