have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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