So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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