We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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