Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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