I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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