and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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