OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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