eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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