her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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