I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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