love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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