Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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