im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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