He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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