TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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