do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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