508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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