oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.