fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome