that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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