Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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